Anyone fancy a website takedown?
The website Beautiful People says it’s done a survey and it’s now official – the British are ugly.
Beautiful People, which to be frank, is a pretty loathesome-sounding shagging website, went live worldwide a couple of weeks ago.
It puts gorgeous people in touch with other gorgeous folk (as if they didn’t have enough advantages already…), and says that according to its membership, only 12 per cent of British males and 15 per cent of British females have passed muster and gained membership.
Well, obviously, this is a bit of publicity nonsense, and who am I to deny them their 15 minutes of fame?
We Brits may be a lardy bunch of chip-munchers, but let’s all us uggos try to join en masse, and crash their site, hey?