“Minimalism is not defined by what is not there but by the rightness of what is and the richness with which this is experienced.”
John Pawson, architect
If your house, like most houses, has more than one floor, consider making yourself cleaning caddies that have a permanent home on each floor.
Our house has a converted attic, so it’s three stories high – one of my huge extravagances is having a vacuum cleaner on each floor: no more lugging this heavy appliance up and down the stairs. I also have a broom on each floor, and a cleaning station: one in the kitchen island, one under the bathroom sink and another quick-clean one on the top floor, which is just a nice vintage wicker basket lined with oilcloth and filled with cleaning products.
These include window cleaner, squeegee, bin bags, dustpan and brush, wet wipes, a microfibre dusting cloth, home-made air freshener in a spray bottle, a ‘feather’ duster (made of microfibre loops), kitchen roll and lavender oil.
The basket is a tall one designed to hold wine bottles, so it holds the taller products very well, and it has a big looped handle, so is easy to pick up and move from room to room. Our top floor contains our bedroom, library and photographic studio but there is no water, hence the wet wipes, which I use for dusting – elsewhere, I dust with a wet microfibre cloth.
The station under the bathroom sink is an old shoebox that contains loo cleaner, white vinegar, scented cleaning alcohol, anti-bacterial wipes and home-made cleaner/degreaser. Because we have a septic tank, I avoid using bleach products. The kitchen caddy is a big plastic slide-out drawer, with wet wipes, microfibre cloths, essential oils and falun for sprinkling on the floors – the whole thing can be whipped out and placed on the island unit for easy access.
I believe, where possible, in having attractive cleaning materials and equipment. God knows, cleaning is boring work, but it is sweetened a little by my pink, blue and green floral brooms with coloured bristles, dustpans decorated with ladybirds and cupcakes, and nicely scented cleaning products
“There is no greater sin than desire, No greater curse than discontent, No greater misfortune than wanting something for oneself. Therefore he who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.”
– Lao Tzu
Blurgh. Window cleaning is a tough job and not one I much looked forward to until about a year ago, I hit on a solution – clean one at a time.
Voilà. I don’t know why this didn’t occur to me earlier. I’m used to splitting up other jobs, after all – I don’t vacuum the whole damn house in one go. Now that I do one window or one room at a time, window-cleaning seems like less of an uphill struggle.
Your mileage may vary but I now clean the windows in a multi-part process, and the squeegee is my friend. The tools are:
* household cleaner and squeegee
* window cleaner and squeegee
* kitchen paper for drying
* newspaper for polishing
Spray household cleaner all over the window and use the sponge side of the squeegee to thoroughly soap up and scrub off all the dirt. In this household, that includes dog snot, cat snot and fly shit – yours may include toddler nameless sticky stuff, mud, etc.
Use the scraper side of the squeegee to scrape off the suds, in a downward motion. Mop up the run-off with kitchen paper.
Repeat the process with the proprietary window cleaner of your choice and use the second squeegee to soap up and scrape off the suds.
Dry all around with kitchen paper. Now quickly polish, using scrunched-up newspaper. You can also use a clean microfibre cloth but newspaper has the advantage of leaving a fine layer of printer’s ink on the glass, which helps to prevent dirt from adhering.
Here in rural France there are no visiting window cleaners, so I have to do the outsides myself too. Luckily, French windows open inwards, so it isn’t too much of a chore. Frequently I give them a last blast with a hosepipe too.
I hope it goes without saying that you should do windows in dull weather, or on the shady side of the house – if you clean windows in sunlight, the products will dry on the glass before you can get them off and you’ll end up with streaks.
Rinse the squeegees off afterwards.
“Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.”
– Pablo Picasso
Briochin is a French household ‘natural’ products brand – they make all manner of cleaning products with a retro, olde-worlde look and feel.
The packaging is generally retro, usually navy-blue cardboard with white lettering and most of the products are certified by Ecocert as not harmful to the environment. I value them too for their pleasant, natural smells, often based on lavender.
Among the Briochin products I have permanently in the house are liquid black soap (savon noir liquide); cleaning vinegar at 14% solution; bicarb and lavender oil, but they also make wash powders and liquid clothing wash; hand wash, surface cleaners, etc. The range, originally confined to one or two products, is being expanded all the time.
You can buy Briochin products from supermarkets and DIY stores, and the company’s website.
Few people get everything they want or even all they need.
White Shoulders – a name to get right up the nose of the Civil Rights Movement if ever there was one – was created in 1943 by Evyan. It has head notes of aldehydes, white flowers (gardenia, jasmine, tuberose, lily-of-the-valley, lilac, lily and orris) and a drydown that contains amber, benzoin, musk, civet and oak moss.
Just one look at those ingredients and you know it spells trouble. Civet is no longer extracted from civet cats, for ethical reasons, though the smell can be substituted by various civitones, created in the lab. More troublesome now is the addition of oakmoss, which is being strictly restricted by the authorities as an allergen. Less oakmoss means less depth and the modern fragrance is apparently something a shadow of its former self.
However, it may still be to your taste because the vintage version (my bottle of EDP dates to the 60s or earlier) is a massive powerhouse of a fragrance that many might not like. Far from the dainty white floral you might imagine from the name, this is a full-on indolic (skanky) white floral that punches you in the face, while the musk and civet make it animalic and sexy. With that toned down in the modern version, it’s probably worth a look if your taste runs to lilacy, clean and powdery florals.
The modern version is good for office wear, weddings and other non-sexy occasions, and suitable for teenagers. The vintage, more womanly fragrance is unsuitable for things like funerals and trips to the gynecologist, unless you want to get more than you bargained for!
White Shoulders is widely available online and from general drugstores. Vintage versions are best picked up on Ebay or Etsy.
Falun is a pretty esoteric French household product. I first came across it at a garden fête and quickly got addicted. I buy a few tubs of it per year and in between, I make my own from scented sand.
So what is it? Falun is a type of absorbent limestone. Sold in the form of rough sand, manufacturers impregnate it with fragrance. You can use it for all sorts of things – sprinkling on floors or carpets to freshen them prior to vacuuming; in small jars or tubs in your wardrobes as a moth repellent, and at the bottom of ashtrays, if you smoke, to kill that ashtray smell stone dead.
As it comes, in the pot, it’s very strong. I often decant about a tablespoon into a tub of bicarb and use it that way instead – it’s more than enough to scent the house.
One time when I ran out and couldn’t get to the garden fête, I made my own instead. Since we holiday in Brittany every year, I brought back about a kilo of fine sand from the beach. I washed this multiple times, then soaked it in essential oils, using the cheapest I could find – usually citronella and lavendin. It has pretty much the same effect as falun, although the sand is not as absorbent.
You can order falun from Histoire de Rose and it’s also sometimes available on Amazon.
Placing an inch-thick layer of cat litter at the bottom of your kitchen bin, under the bag, helps absorb odours and drips. The fuller’s earth type works well, but makes the bin heavy to move, while the crystal type or pressed pellet type is lighter weight. Almost all types can be placed on the garden when they become soiled and will simply biodegrade.